FADE IN
COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE
Chaos is sitting back in his chair holding a clicker. On his
monitor is a view of a security camera. Chaos flips through
to different cameras.CLICK One view shows Squiggy explaining
to a security guard that he works there. He is showing his
Extreme title to prove it. The guard is skeptical. CLICK .
Another shows Dig Deeper trying to sneak into the arena
.CLICK Another shows Jean Paul Jaubergy in the hallway
outside the commissioner's office.
JPJ burst through the door and Chaos turns part of his
attention his way.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
I really have a bad feeling about
this match tonight for the
International Title. How could you
book, me, your buddy in a match
like this.
CHAOS
My hands were tied. His contract
had a rematch clause. Diamond Club
lawyers made sure to point that out
to me repeatedly.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Your sending me to the wolves.
CHAOS
Yeah they're going to be out for
blood.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Speaking of blood. How are you
going to get Zylo and X to fight in
a first blood match?
CHAOS
They have to. If they don't I will
have to resort to plan B.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
What is plan B.
CHAOS
You will just have to wait and see.
CHAOS
Wait a minute...who is that?
Chaos points at the monitor. On the screen is a rather built
man,dressed in all black suit and matching shades. He talks
to security who points toward the entranceway.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Is he a new wrestler recruited by
Kyle?
CHAOS
Kyle didn't add any new members.
Did he?
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Not as far as I know.
The Two men watch the screen with confusion, as The MAN IN
BLACK walks into the arena.
IMPACT OPENING
FREE by the band Vast plays as the clip of Jean Paul jaubergy
smiling at Sam Mercer as he makes the announcement about the
REAL EWA plays. Fast clips of JPJ, Markus Out, General USA,
Tarrasque, Knife Edge, Deathstryke, Justin Sayne, Seth Sage,
Brain Stew and The Wolf wrestling flash by. It ends on a clip
showing the United Front holding the tag team titles and
Justin with his head in his hands.
The camera cuts to the Extremetron where laser shoot out over
the audience and lights strobe all about to the standing
ovation of the crowd.
RINGSIDE
JENNIFER CONNERS
Welcome everyone to the final
Impact before UNCIVIL WAR. But
don't expect this to be the calm
before the storm. Tonight will be a
war within itself.
DR. DOOM
That's right Jen. Expect each side
to do whatever it takes to have an
edge leading into UNCIVIL WAR.
Cause the stakes couldn't be
higher.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Tonight is a great preview of what
to expect from the PPV. Starting
off with a taste of what the
Hardcore Ring Royal Rumble will be
like.
DR. DOOM
The violence in this match is
expected to raise us from a TV-13
rating to a TV-MA. The Wolf is
looking for some retribution from
the Warhammer and he will get it no
DQ style when he faces the Man
Beast known as Tarrasque
JENNIFER CONNERS
That match is a bloody train wreck
waiting to happen. Speaking of
blood, our next match features two
men who will meet at Uncivil War in
a First Blood match.
DR. DOOM
Despite X joining the Diamond Club,
Chaos is saying the match will go
on. But X and Zylo can take their
anger about that out on team with
the most heart, Fire and Ice.
JENNIFER CONNERS
We also have what could be a
technical wrestling masterpiece as
Strikin Seth Sage goes to war with
General USA in a submission match.
DR. DOOM
A week away from the huge tag team
title match, Seth and General USA
will have to test their testicular
fortitude to keep from tapping.
JENNIFER CONNERS
And the biggest main event in the
history of Impact happens right
here tonight. The Diamond Club's
Sadistic will meet the Snobby rich
boy Jean Paul Jaubergy for the
prestigious International Title.
DR. DOOM
There is alot of bad blood between
these two.
It is JPJ who helped Eliminator
steal Melany from him. It is JPJ
that took his International Title
from him in that historic Hell in
the Cell Match at Fade to Black.
And after Sadistic used Rhiannon's
money to buy the 8k network, it was
JPJ who used his fortune to buy the
competition the 8m network.
JENNIFER CONNERS
These two men have been at the core
of the entire EWA civil war.
Tonight the core is ready to
explode!
"Dropping Plates" hits and Tarrasque comes to the ring with a
froffy mouth. He climbs inside the ring and awaits his
opponent.
JENNIFER CONNERS
It looks like we are going to start
this episode of Impact with a bang.
DR. DOOM
You know I hate these matches.
JENNIFER CONNERS
How come?
DR. DOOM
Because every extreme match we have
ends up in a broken table.
"Epiphany" hits and The Wolf makes his way to the ring with a
chair in his hand. Fistandandtilus follows closely behind
him as they march to the ring and get in. Fistandandtilus
starts to pull things from underneath the ring and toss them
inn. Tarrasque grabs a trashcan lid but The Wolf hits him
with the chair. Tarrasque staggers backwards and The Wolf
hits him again.
DR. DOOM
This match is officially underway!
Tarrasque leans against the ropes and the Wolf drops the
chair and grabs the trashcan lid. He winds up and CLANG
folds the lid over Tarrasque's head. Tarrasque immediately
extends his hand and grabs The Wolfs Jewels.
The wolf screams in pain and hits Tarrasque again in the
head, then again, then again. Tarrasque releases the hold and
drops to his knees.
JENNIFER CONNERS
I don't have those and that move
looks like it hurts!
The Wolf checks his package before coming back for Tarrasque
He kicks him in the head and Tarrasque drops to his hands and
knees. The wolf goes to fistandantilus, who rolls a fire
extinguisher. The wolf pulls the pin and turns around,
Tarrasque hits him with the chair and the wolf drops the fire
extinguisher.
Suddenly someone slides into the ring. It's actually two
people: Knife Edge and Deathstryke. The help Tarrasque kick
at The Wolf. They pull the Wolf to his feet and put him in
a full nelson. Tarrasque screams in rage and reaches back,
signalling that he is going to execute the rise of the
feminine side.
When he reaches back, Iceman grabs his hand and spins him
around. He kicks him in the stomach and then hits a DDT.
Knife Edge drops down and hits a elbow on Iceman. Brain Stew
slides into the ring next and goes for Deathstryke. El Huron
slides into the ring next and bounces into the ropes. On the
way back he flies into Tarrasque and hits the mat, not even
phasing Tarrasque
DR. DOOM
And the locker room empties!
Next the crowd pops when Squiggy slides into the ring. He
goes for Tarrasque and they duke it out. Iceman gets up and
Knife Edge takes him down with a trash can that
Fistandantilus threw in. Brain Stew takes Deathstryke out of
the ring and starts to wail on him.
DR. DOOM
No, keep away from our table!
Brain Stew sends Deathstryke into the railing and then
tackles him over it. They fight in the crowd, Brain Stew
powerbombs Deathstryke onto a chair and then takes a fan's
drink and drinks it. Deathstryke gets up and slugs Brain
Stew in the stomach, they fight back and forth until
disappearing in the back.
Iceman is set up for a powerbomb by Knife Edge. He slams him
through the trashcan and starts to laugh. Tarrasque beats
Squiggy down and then hits him with a huge punch. Tarrasque
locks on the rise of the feminine side on Squiggy.
Iceman stands slowly and Tarrasque locks it on him too.
Knife Edge gets El Huron to his feet and gets the trashcan.
He places the trashcan over El Huron and gets a cookie sheet,
he winds up and CLANG hits the top of the trashcan with
cookie sheet. El Huron staggers and Knife Edge kicks the
trash can hard. El Huron flops into the ropes and then lands
on the ground, still in the trash can.
JENNIFER CONNERS
The ring is a mess! It looks like a
landfill!
Tarrasque keeps ahold of Squiggy and Iceman. Knife Edge
Jumps up and kicks Squiggy in the head. Then jumps up and
does the same to iceman. Tarrasque releases the hold and
then works his way to The Wolf, who explodes up with a huge
kick. Tarrasque staggers backwards when the Wolf grabs a
stop sign that was thrown in by Fistandantilus. He winds up
and gets the stop sign ripped from his hands. He turns around
and the stop sign is tossed to him, and at the same time
Knife Edge kicks the stop sign. The Wolf drops down and
twitches. Tarrasque looks outside to the announce table.
DR. DOOM
Oh sh*t!
Tarrasque rolls outside the ring as well as Knife Edge.
Knife Edge gets under the ring and pulls out a table, then
another.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Maybe we lucked out...
Tarrasque removes the monitors from the table, then places
them back in.
DR. DOOM
Not! Quick, get your coffee!
Tarrasque helps Knife Edge set up a table, they place it on
the announce table and check it. They get the other table
and set it up as well. Contemplating on how to get it up
there, they set it up next to the announce table and then get
another table out. They place it on top of the other table
and look pleased.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Can you hear me? Looks like things
are going to get bumpy for the
Wolf.
Knife Edge gets a ladder out from under the ring and sets it
up next to the tables. They get in the ring and pull out the
wolf.
Tarrasque places the Wolf over his shoulders and climbs the
ladder. The crowd is going crazy at the site of this whole
fiasco. Tarrasque lays the wolf down and starts to roar in
pleasure. Knife Edge starts to climb the ladder, but is taken
down by a recuperated Iceman. They fly out into the crowd
and Squiggy joins in the fray.
DR. DOOM
Here comes Kyrupt!
Kyrupt walks to the ring with a cocky strut. He picks up a
chair and walks to the ladder, ripping the microphone from
the announcer's hands, Kyrupt speaks.
KYRUPT
Yo! Tarrasque! Let me up there to
help you! The way I figure it, if I
help you take out the Wolf, that's
just one less person for me to toss
out of the ring!
Tarrasque just stares at Kyrupt and Kyrupt waits for a
answer. Tarrasque shakes his head and Kyrupt stomps his
feet,before climbing the ladder to the top of the tables.
Kyrupt holds the chair and points it at The Wolf. Tarrasque
shakes his head again. Kyrupt points again and Tarrasque
finally lifts up the Wolf.
DR. DOOM
Poor Wolf boy! He is as good as
dead.
JENNIFER CONNERS
I just realized we are below all of
this...
DR. DOOM
Good god you're right! Jump the
railing.
Dr. Doom and Jennifer jump the railing step back. Removing
their headsets. Kyrupt smiles and picks the chair up, he
fake swings at the wolf and stops, taking aim. Kyrupt
reaches back and swings. The wolf drops to the splits and
Tarrasque is nailed with the chair! The Wolf jabs outwards
and hits Kyrupt in his gazungas. Kyrupt drops the chair and
holds his boys when The Wolf gets up and tosses Kyrupt off
the top of the tables. Kyrupt has a soft landing though,
Iceman, Knife Edge and Squiggy broke his fall.
CROWD
Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!
The wolf is quick to get the chair. He swings it hard and
hits Tarrasque drops to his knees and The Wolf hits him
again. Then again. Then Again. Tarrasque lays on his back and
The Wolf hits him one more time. The wolf looks around
himself, then to the ladder. He reaches down and grabs the
ladder. Fistandantilus closes the ladder and makes it easier
for The Wolf to pull up.
The Wolf pulls the ladder up and then sets it up on the two
tables. Tarrasque still lays on the table on top of the
announce table. The crowd goes nuts when The Wolf starts to
climb the ladder. He gets to the top tries to get his
balance. Camera's flash around The Wolf when he looks down
to Tarrasque and then leaps off in a leg drop. He connects
with Tarrasque and they crash through the table, then through
the announce table. The impact causes the ladder to shake
loose and fall down into the wreckage.
CROWD
Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!
The ref is confused, he climbs through the wreckage and finds
that The Wolf is unconscious, right on top of Tarrasque The
ref makes the count.
1...
2...
3!
EMT'S rush to ringside as EWA shows shots of them working
through the wreckage. More EMT's rush to Kyrupt, Squiggy,
Knife Edge, and Iceman.
DR. DOOM
Can you hear me? Is this thing on?
Whatever, if you can hear me and
you just tuned in...all hell has
broken loose! The Wolf has just
done the most insane, completely
extreme move ever seen before in
the EWA!
A replay is shown of The Wolf doing the splits and jabbing
Kyrupt in the junk, Dr. DOOM is talking over it.
DR. DOOM
The Wolf, who everyone thought was
down and out came back to take
Kyrupt off the tables with a low
blow.
A replay is shown of the Wolf pulling the ladder up. Then him
on top of the ladder and jumping, then the crash through the
tables. Dr. Doom is talking over this.
DR. DOOM
Then the Wolf, who pulled a ladder
onto the tables and then jumped off
it onto Tarrasque They crashed
through two tables and then the
Wolf got the win!
DR. DOOM
Folks, I'm told we have to cut to a
commerical. Keep it tuned to this
channel.
COMMERICAL
A little boy is listening to the new Christina Aguilara CD
when someone crashes through the wall.
KID
Whoa! Baby Chameleon! What are you
doing here?
CHAMELEON
I heard you listening to this lame
ass CD. So I thought I would stop
by and give you THIS!
Chameleon produces a CD with him on the cover.
KID
Wow! Tha Day of the Lizard CD!
Cool!
CHAMELEON
You are dang right it's cool! It
has all my favorite songs, intros,
and a bonus DVD of my wrestling
career!
KID
Wow! Where can my friends get one
of these?
CHAMELEON
Well, at your local Best Buy of
course.
Chameleon turns to the camera
CHAMELEON
Day of Tha Lizard CD, in a store
near you! Get it, listen to it, and
play this sh*t till your bones
collapse!
ARMADA LOCKER ROOM
Justin and Eve watch on Seth practices putting on submission
moves on Breakdown. Seth locks on an ankle lock.
BREAKDOWN
Not so tight bro. Save some for the
General.
SETH SAGE
Sorry man.
Seth releases the hold.
JUSTIN SAYNE
Show him how to get into a dragon
sleeper from a suplex position.
BREAKDOWN
Okay, when you are up in a suplex
you...
A knock is heard at the door.
JUSTIN SAYNE
Who is it? It better not be you Dig
cause I'm in no mood to answer any
questions.
The door opens up and in the doorway stands the MAN IN BLACK.
MAN IN BLACK
I am not Dig but I do have some
questions for you.
JUSTIN SAYNE
Who are you?
MAN IN BLACK
What can you tell me about the man
known as Chaos.
SETH SAGE
Besides he's a jackass.
JUSTIN SAYNE
Basically he is a egocentric
megalomanic hellbent on controlling
the EWA and using all of us EWA
superstars as his pawn. That and he
is a jackass.
SETH SAGE
I told you.
MAN IN BLACK
I see. Anything else.
BREAKDOWN
Well it was his organization the
Order of Disorder that took away my
fiancee. Destroyed my life.
JUSTIN SAYNE
Yeah he runs that cult. He has
chapters all over the world and
they all answer to him.
BREAKDOWN
Yeah it was one of his groups that
kidnapped me in Australia and
tortured me.
MAN IN BLACK
Kidnapping. Torture. And Chaos is
involved in all of this?
SETH SAGE
Nothing goes on in that cult
without jackasses's approval. They
all answer to Chaos.
MAN IN BLACK
Interesting.
RINGSIDE
THE KING OF ROCK" hits and the crowd erupts as Fire and Ice
make their way to the ring. Chameleon and Iceman, still
hurting from earlier, play up the crowd and slide into the
ring, they turn and await their opponents.
DR. DOOM
Chameleon and Iceman sure have it
rough here coming up.
JENNIFER CONNERS
What do you mean?
DR. DOOM
They are taking on the Diamond
Club. The Elite of the EWA. These
two couldn't even beat the NeX!
"Head like a Hole" hits and X, Zylo and Lake come out to the
top of the ramp. The words DIAMOND CLUB are on the screen.
The crowd boo's loudly as Iceman and Chameleon look up to the
top of the ramp with a look of determination on their faces.
TDC comes to the ring in force and climb in, they immediately
go after Iceman and Chameleon.
DR. DOOM
Diamond Club wanting to start and
end things early.
Chameleon is tossed out of the ring and hits the floor. Lake
runs up to him and nails him in the side with a huge boot.
Iceman is brought to his feet and sent into the ropes, Zylo
drops down and Iceman jumps over him and X meets him with a
kick to the head. Iceman staggers backwards and Zylo gets on
his hands and knees, Iceman trips over him and Zylo gets to
his feet. X laughs and gets to his corner and Zylo pulls
Iceman to his feet.
JENNIFER CONNERS
The Diamond Club having their way
with Iceman.
DR. DOOM
I won't say a word.
Zylo sends Iceman into the ropes and hits him with a high
knee on the rebound. Iceman staggers backwards and Zylo
slugs him in the face. Iceman turns from the pain and Zylo
grabs him by the hair. He drags iceman to the center of the
ring and then hooks him in a double arm DDT. He lifts iceman
up and slams him down, going for the cover.
1...
2...
Chameleon breaks it up!
Chameleon starts to pound on Zylo when X hops the ropes and
flies forward. He kicks Chameleon in the head, sending him
backwards. Zylo is enraged and flies forward, hitting
Chameleon with a huge clothesline and sending him back out of
the ring.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Those two don't want Chameleon in
the ring.
X gets on the apron and Zylo tags him in. X hops over the
top rope with ease and waits for Iceman to rise. He runs
forward and nails iceman with a side kick. X keeps his leg
up and hits iceman again, again, and again then spins around
in a roundhouse and drops Iceman with a kick to the head.
DR. DOOM
Hell's shadow kick!
Iceman lays on his side and X makes the cover.
1…
2..
Chameleon breaks it up!
Zylo flies into the ring and as before, sends Chameleon
outside with a clothseline. Lake flies around to take care
of Chameleon,but Chameleon blocks his punch and kicks him in
the stomach. He then sends lake into the barricade.
X tags Zylo back in and Zylo picks up Iceman. He slaps him
across the chest and then works him into the corner. Zylo
scoops Iceman up and puts him in the tree of woe. Zylo steps
back and takes a look at X, then tags him in. X charges
forward and hits a sitdown dropkick on Iceman. He falls out
of the tree of woe and holds his ribs in pain. Zylo laughs
and climbs out of the ring. X runs and jumps the iceman onto
the second turnbuckle. He jumps off that and lands his legs
on the top rope and flips backwards onto Iceman. X makes the
cover.
1….
2…
Chameleon makes another save!
Chameleon pulls X outside the ring and starts to lay into
him. Zylo hops down and charges around, X is taken down with
a huge clothesline and then thrown back into the ring. Zylo
stops and stares down Chameleon, who climbs back on the apron
and offers a hand. Zylo runs back to his corner.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Iceman needs to make the tag!
Iceman slowly crawls towards Chameleon. X is to his feet
again and grabs Iceman by the leg. He drags Iceman back and
the crowd boos. Iceman gets up on one foot and flips over,
kicking backwards at X. X is hit in the stomach and staggers
backwards. Iceman rolls forward and makes the tag. X
reaches out, slaps hands, and in comes zylo and Chameleon.
DR. DOOM
Chameleon is hot with the tag!
JENNIFER CONNERS
Did you just say that Chameleon is
hot?
DR. DOOM
You know what I am trying to say.
Chameleon hits Zylo with a left, then turns and nails X with
one. He turns and hits zylo again and then pushes him into
the ropes. X nails Chameleon over the back and Chameleon
leans against the ropes next to zylo. Zylo and x grab
chameleon and whip him to the ropes. Chameleon rebounds with
a double clothesline. Zylo is first up, he turns and walks
into a sidewalk slam. X is up and Chameleon slaps him across
the chest. The crowd begins to boo as Gil Harris charges to
the ring with a chair in his hand. He stops outside and looks
up.
JENNIFER CONNERS
I knew Gil would come out here...
God I hate that guy.
Chameleon slaps X across the chest again and hooks him for a
suplex, X reverses and suplexes Chameleon. X brings
chameleon to his feet again and whips him to the ropes, Gil
brings the chair up and swings just as Chameleon reverses X.
CRACK X is hit by Gil's chair. Gil laughs and continues
looking away, not knowing he just hit X.
X staggers forward and Chameleon picks him up in the lizard
driver. He executes it and makes the cover.
1…
2…
3!
Zylo is a second too late as the ref drops his hand. The bell
rings and Gil continues laughing, he turns and blinks as he
see's Chameleon getting his hand raised. Gil throws the chair
and stomps his feet, madder then a kicked ant hill.(whatever
that means)
DR. DOOM
Gil Harris just screwed the Diamond
Club!
Gil continues to stomp his feet in rage when Zylo, who just
climbed the turnbuckle, nails him with a spear to the
outside. Gil lays in a heap and Lake comes around. He kicks
at Gil and Zylo stomps. X is up and holding his back, they
continue to stomp on Gil until security comes from the back
to break them up.
BACKSTAGE
Squiggy is surrounded by Lager, Ale, "The Real Meal" Ronald
Mc Donald, "The Franchise" Colonel Sanders, Blue Dragon II
and the rest of the EWA jobbers telling a joke about a
monkey, two bottles of Vaseline, a Swedish bikini team, and a
pineapple that is too dirty to repeat here.
As the horde of jobbers laugh at the punchline, Squiggy
revels in the respect that he gets from them since he became
a champion.
The group is interrupted by the Man in Black. He addresses
Squiggy.
MAN IN BLACK
Are you the wrestler known as the
Miracle Kid?
SQUIGGY
Squiggy to my friends. Who are you?
MAN IN BLACK
What can you tell me about the man
known as Chaos.
SQUIGGY
Well I know he hates me because I
won this.
Squiggy holds up his Extreme Title. The Man in Black nods.
MAN IN BLACK
Has he ever tried to attack you
personally?
SQUIGGY
Not that I can think of. He usually
sends his goons nowadays.
He hasn't really been hands on
since he lost to Pak in a loser
leaves town match after months of
ruining Pak's life.
MAN IN BLACK
Pak?
SQUIGGY
Yeah he is one of the other
wrestlers. Chaos brainwash his
wife, kidnapped his dad,and other
stuff. This is all before my time
so I don't really know the details.
MAN IN BLACK
Kidnapping and brainwashing.
SQUIGGY
I think so. You should talk to Pak
to get more details.
MAN IN BLACK
Does Chaos own a limo?
SQUIGGY
I think so. All the top stars have
one. JPJ, NeX, the Diamond
Club,etc.
MAN IN BLACK
Interesting.
DIAMOND CLUB LOCKER ROOM
Zylo is tossing around chairs in the locker room. Eliminator
is trying to calm him down. Sadistic helps X still woozy from
the chairshot and the Lizard Driver into the room.
ZYLO
Yet again one of Chaos's cronies
interfere and cost us a match.
ELIMINATOR
Well get him back Z.
ZYLO
This is the last straw.
ELIMINATOR
Calm down Z.
ZYLO
Tonight we will make sure that JPJ
will not be able to climb that
ladder at Uncivil War.
ELIMINATOR
How are we going to do that?
ZYLO
Teamwork. Tonight when Sadistic is
fighting Jean Paul, the rest of us
will be there.
ELIMINATOR
Of course. That is always the plan.
ZYLO
We take turns distracting the ref
while the other two attack Jean
Paul's legs. If JPJ can't climb the
ladder then the Real EWA can't win.
SADISTIC
I don't want you guys interfering
in my match. I have been waiting
months to get a shot at Jean Paul
and my international title.
ZYLO
This thing is bigger than you and a
belt Sadistic. This is about the
Diamond Club taking what it
rightfully ours.
X
Z is right. If we take out Jean
Paul we take out the Real EWA.
ZYLO
Chaos has been screwing with us too
much. It is time that we eliminate
Chaos from the equation and give
total control of the EWA to us.
RINGSIDE
JENNIFER CONNERS
Well folks after an interesting tag
match there we are going to keep
things going with yet another
interesting match, yet this time
it's because of the match and not
the participants.
DR. DOOM
That's right Jenn. Right now we are
about to have a submission match
between General USA and Strikin
Seth Sage. Hopefully we will get a
taste of what we can expect in the
Tag Team Title match this coming
Sunday at Uncivil War.
Then as Dr. Doom finishes "Bright Lights of Hollywood" hits
and Seth makes his way out with a pop from the crowd. He
makes his way to the ring and looks to be ready.
After he makes it to the ring "Full Nelson" hits and Gen. USA
begins to make his way to the ring. Upon making it to the
ring Seth walks up to the ropes and they begin to trash talk.
While this is going on Markus Out comes through the crowd,
slides in the ring and nails Seth from behind. Gen. USA then
comes in the ring and the two begin double teaming Seth
laying in kicks and stomps.
JENNIFER CONNERS
What is this Markus Out has no
reason even being ringside let
alone in the ring doing sneak
attacks.
DR. DOOM
Well whether he is supposed to be
or not he is out here.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Well from the looks he doesn't have
much time left cause here comes the
cavalry.
The fans then begin to cheer as they see Breakdown sprinting
down the ramp to the ring. He gets in and then levels USA
sending him rolling out of the ring then sends Markus over
the top rope after him. Breakdown then continues out of the
ring and picks up USA and rolls him back in. And with that
the ref calls for the bell for the match to begin.
DR. DOOM
All that before the match even
starts, this should be good. All
that before the match even starts,
this should be good.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Yes indeed.
Back in the ring both men have finally made it to their feet.
Then USA makes an attempt for a clothesline, but Seth catches
his arm and drags him down and locks on an arm bar.
JENNIFER CONNERS
And there we have the first
attempted submission hold of the
match.
DR. DOOM
And from how tight Seth looks to
have it locked on it may be the
last also.
USA looks to be in a lot of pain from the hold but manages to
slide so he can get to the ropes with one of his legs.
Then after the ref separates the two Seth makes his way back
toward USA, but is swept off his feet with a quick double leg
takedown. The General then quickly stands and begins laying
into Seth's leg. USA then proceeds to go for a figure four
after a few stomps but Seth pushes him off midway through
with his opposite leg, sending him shoulder first into the
turnbuckle. After hitting USA pulls back holding the shoulder
and turns, but as he is making this move Seth quickly is back
up to pull him back down by his arm and this time locks on a
Crossface.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Seth is really working on the arm
and shoulder of General USA.
DR. DOOM
That's what you have to do in a
match like this, pick a spot and
wear him down. Jennifer Connors:
Seth is really working on the arm
and shoulder of Gen. USA.
While Seth has USA locked in the crossface the ref is down
checking him to see if he wants to give.
Markus sees this and moves around to USA's leg and pulls it
under the plane of the bottom rope, and then calls for the
ref's attention to show him the reasoning for a break. And
Seth is not far behind to give Markus some choice words.
This causes the ref to get up and go to the ropes and begin
questioning whether Markus was the cause of USA's movement.
Breakdown on the other hand sees this and takes action he
makes his way around the ring looking for Breakdown. The ref
sees this and then exits the ring to cut Breakdown off. After
seeing this Markus makes his way up to the apron, this causes
Seth to run over and try to pull Markus in, but instead
Markus grabs Seth's head drops and hangs him over the rope
throat first.
Breakdown sees this and makes another attempt to advance
toward Markus but the ref stands still making his best
attempt to keep him back. Even though there is no possible
way the ref could stop him Breakdown complies.
DR. DOOM
Well looks as if Markus is going to
be a key factor in this match.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Yeah but if he isn't careful
Breakdown is going to be a key
factor in something bad happening
to Markus.
While the ref is still trying to calm Breakdown Markus has
now slid his belt into the ring for USA. He then takes the
belt and waits for Seth, who is still holding his throat to
rise. As he does make it up USA goes for a swing but Seth
ducks it and nails him with a dropkick.
After landing the move Seth pounces on USA locking him up in
a familiar finisher.
DR. DOOM
Isn't that the Eraser?!
JENNIFER CONNERS
Indeed it is Doc.
Without notice of what has happened Markus has made his way
back behind the ref to try and taunt Breakdown while the ref
keeps him at bay. But the ref looks in the ring and sees what
is going on and quickly dives in to check USA.
This action causes both Markus and Breakdown to look also and
see what has transpired. A look of anger then grows on Markus
face as he sees his own finisher locked on his partner.
He goes to dive in the ring for the save but feels a strong
grip around his waist holding him back in Breakdown.
In the ring USA tries to hold on as long as possible but then
is forced to tap, to the submission hold.
After the bell sounds Breakdown releases Markus and lets him
in the ring just as Seth is sliding out. Markus then locks
sights with Seth and Breakdown as they make their way back
out with grins on their faces.
HOSPITAL
John Whitwater stands in front of Kyle who is laid up in a
hospital bed with tubes coming in and out of orifices we
didn't even know he had.
JOHN WHITWATER
This is ace reporter John Whitwater
here with an update on the
condition of Kyle Breakman after
that viscous limo accident.
A nurse is standing over Kyle with a clipboard taking notes.
JOHN WHITWATER
Nurse what is the prognosis?
NURSE
Mr. Breakman is a very lucky man.
He should pull through and be fine.
JOHN WHITWATER
Do you have a list of injuries that
he suffered?
The nurse looks at her clipboard.
NURSE
He suffered a few broken ribs, a
concussion...what the...
Kyle hand grabs the nurse's hand.
KYLE BREAKMAN
Chaos...
JOHN WHITWATER
He alive. And he is talking.
KYLE BREAKMAN
...the End is near...
Kyle looks directly into the camera.
KYLE BREAKMAN
...I will make you bow.
Kyle falls back asleep. The nurse makes a note on her
clipboard.
JOHN WHITWATER
Kyle's condition seems to be
getting better. We all send him our
wishes.
UNITED FRONT LOCKER ROOM
General USA is icing his neck. Markus is furious as he paces
around the room.
MARKUS OUT
I can't believe that bastard used
my move.
GENERAL USA
We'll make them pay at Uncivil War.
MARKUS OUT
The ERASER is my move. I am the
master of the move. I ought to sue.
A knock is heard at the door.
GENERAL USA
That has got to be the nurse I
ordered. Come in.
The Man in Black enters to the dismay of the General.
GENERAL USA
Who the hell are you?
MAN IN BLACK
A man who needs answers. What can
you tell me about the man known as
Chaos?
GENERAL USA
He is one of the few people in this
fed that have been here longer than
me.
I think he was one of the first to
sign when the EWA started up all
that time ago.
MARKUS OUT
He used my move. No one use my
move.
MAN IN BLACK
Chaos used your move?
GENERAL USA
Just ignore him. He is a little
peeved right now.
MARKUS OUT
I'm the Human Eraser not him. How
dare he use the Eraser.
MAN IN BLACK
I'm told that he has done terrible
things to people.
GENERAL USA
Yeah. From the early days to him
messing with Pak to his latest
scheme.
MARKUS OUT
He could of used any submission in
the world. Why did he use mine?
GENERAL USA
The man has destroyed many a life.
He is a real inspiration to us all.
MAN IN BLACK
Interesting....
RINGSIDE
A heavy metal guitar strumming hits signaling the entrance of
Sadistic Shawn Crusher. He comes out onto the ramp with
Rhiannon in tow, before heading to the ring. He walks down
the ramp and climbs in the ring, Rhiannon waits outside and
Sadistic leans on the top rope, stretching.
JENNIFER CONNERS
This is a rematch...of sorts.
DR. DOOM
Yeah,without me, Justin, Markus,
and a huge cage in the match if you
want to get technical.
JENNIFER CONNERS
I said of sorts! Its for the IT
title. If you remember, Sadistic
lost his belt to Jean-Paul Jaubergy
at Fade to black.
DR. DOOM
I remember, I was there. And I got
the scars to prove it.
"Anything he wants" hits and the crowd begins to boo as Jean
Paul Jaubergy comes out onto the ramp, IT title around his
waist. He walks to the ring with a cocky strut and gives his
sister a dirty look before rolling in and removing his belt.
He hands the belt to the Ref and the ref holds it up.
DR. DOOM
You know what I find funny?
JENNIFER CONNERS
Your mask?
DR. DOOM
What is wrong with my mask?
JENNIFER CONNERS
Nothing…
DR. DOOM:
Whatever…What I find funny is that
JP and Rhiannon are brother and
sister right?
JENNIFER CONNERS
Yeah…
DR. DOOM
Well, They sound nothing alike!
JENNIFER CONNERS:
What?
DR. DOOM
I listen to Rhiannon talk, I hear a
lot of zis and zat…when JP talks I
hear This and That…its crazy!?
JENNIFER CONNERS
I think your looking into this way
much.
Sadistic and JP circle each other in the ring. They go to
lock up when "Head like a hole" hits. This causes both of
them to look up the ramp to see X, Eliminator and Zylo come
out onto the ramp. Lake is close behind and so is Melaney.
They stand at the top of the ramp and start to come to the
ring. JP looks nervous as hell, Sadistic points up to them
and tells them to go to the back. TDC starts to walk to the
ring and stops at the bottom of the ramp. JP is now shouting
at them and they shrug like nothing is happening.
DR. DOOM:
JP's chances just got slimmer.
JP turns around and sadistic lays into him with a few right
hooks. Sadistic grabs JP and Irish whips him into the ropes,
JP comes back and ducks a clothesline, he hits the ropes
again and Sadistic takes him down with a spear. Sadistic
starts punching JP in the face and gets off of him. He
bounces into the ropes and comes back with a elbow drop to
JP's face. Sadistic gets up and motions for JP to stand up.
JP gets up and steps forward into sleeper hold. JP twists
and picks Sadistic up for a back body drop.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
What the hell is Lake doing?
Lake is on the opposite side of the ring and standing on the
apron. The ref goes to him and starts to argue, that's when
TDC slides in and pulls JP out. X, Eliminator and Zylo begin
to work on JP's leg. Kicking it and stomping on it
furiously. Sadistic gets up and shouts at the diamond club.
DR. DOOM:
Looks to me like the diamond club
is going against Sadistic's orders.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
Looks to me like they want to hurt
JP's leg so he can't climb that
ladder.
TDC throw JP back into the ring and he holds his leg.
Sadistic leans over the top rope and shouts at his
stablemates. They just step back and laugh with each other.
Sadistic continues to yell at them and Lake jumps down. The
ref turns around and JP school boy's sadistic.
1..
2..
kickout!
Sadistic kicks out and JP is quick to hobble to his feet. JP
jumps up and hits his picture perfect dropkick on Sadistic.
Sadistic gets up and JP takes him down again with a
clothesline. JP locks on a headlock and Sadistic tries to
get to his feet. He elbows JP in the side and JP lets go. JP
bounces into the ropes and Eliminator grabs JP's legs under
the bottom rope. JP goes down and the ref turns to see what
happened, but he doesn't see that Eliminator dropped JP. JP
stands up and turns to Eliminator, he points at Eliminator
and then turns around. Sadistic hits a sadistic cutter on JP.
JP lays on his stomach and Sadistic gets to his feet.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
The Diamond Club is distracting JP.
He needs to focus on Sadistic
Sadistic gets up and the ref turns to yell at Lake again who
is now on the ring apron once more. Sadistic goes to Lake
and argues with him as well. Eliminator, X and Zylo jump in
the ring, Zylo has a chair. They start to stomp on JP's leg
repeatedly. The ref doesn't see this and continues to argue
with Lake.
Zylo places the chair on JP's ankle. He jumps up and stomps
on it. JP screams out in pain and the ref turns around. He
looks at JP and the diamond club around him. The ref turns
and calls for the bell.
Sadistic screams in anger. He starts to get in the refs face,
then turns to face his members.
DR. DOOM:
The Diamond Club interference cost
Sadistic his international title!
Sadistic starts to argue with Eliminator and the rest of the
Diamond Club. They ignore him and go to town on JP's leg.
The ref comes to JP's aid, but hes pushed back into Lake.
Lake grabs the ref and punches him in the face.
The ref drops down. Suddenly there's a small pop when Gil
"the Thrill" Harris comes running to the ring. He slides in
and *CRACK* he hits Lake with the chair. GIL swings hard
again and takes out Sadistic. Sadistic flies out of the ring
and hits on the floor. Rhiannon comes to his aid. Gil turns
around and walks into a big boot from Eliminator.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
Look! Assassin is coming to the
ring!
DR. DOOM:
Is he here to save JP?
JENNIFER CONNERS:
No, I think he's here for
Eliminator!
Assassin slides in and spears Eliminator down. They roll
outside the ring and exchange blows left and right. The
crowd pops again as Chameleon charges to the ring and slides
in. Gil stands up and is taken down in a spear! The crowd
goes nuts as the two duke it out and end up outside the ring
next to Eliminator and Assassin.
Zylo and X get out of the ring and help Eliminator overpower
Assassin. They toss him into the ring and then climb in
themselves. Assassin stands up to face the three men when
Pak slides into the ring. He takes Zylo down with tackle and
starts to pound him. Eliminator turns to help Zylo when
Assassin takes him over the top rope with a clothesline.
DR. DOOM:
This is nuts! We need some control
out here now!
Eliminator and Assassin battle next to Gil and Chameleon.
They soon end up in the crowd, the four men battle each other
into the crowd and then disappear somewhere to the back. X
pulls Pak off of Zylo and kicks him in the knee. Pak drops
down and holds his leg in pain when Zylo stands and pulls Pak
to his feet. X and Zylo double team Pak into the corner. Pak
is Irish whipped into the corner and he comes staggering
back. Zylo locks on the ram and holds it tight. Pak struggles
to break free but he can't. Zylo then sweep's Pak's leg and
drops him to the mat. Pak lays there when X slides out of
the ring and pulls out a ladder. X and Zylo set the ladder
up and X climbs up it. Pak is brought to his feet and Zylo
holds his arms back. X signals for his finisher when someone
slides into the ring.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
It's Justin Sayne! He came to save
Pak!
DR. DOOM:
Hopefully he doesn't hurt Pak in
the process.
Justin swings a huge fist into Zylo's face and then turns to
X. Zylo releases the hold and Pak drops down to his hands
and knees. Justin spins around and knocks X off the ladder.
Justin hits X with a left, a right, another left and then
follows through with a spinning clothesline, taking X right
over the top rope.
Justin turns to Face Zylo and Zylo swings forward with a huge
punch. Justin ducks it and catches Zylo in the Half pipe.
Zylo bounces off the mat and quickly rolls to the side.
Justin stands over Pak and holds his ground. The crowd really
behind him. X helps Zylo up and they point at Justin who is
holding up his fist's, egging them on.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
Justin miraculously helps Pak
without hurting him!
Pak gets to his feet slowly and see's Justin standing his
ground. X and Zylo argue with Justin back and forth and
Justin steps back, allowing room for them to get in. Pak
steps back to and stands next to Justin and X and Zylo take
their cue to come into the ring. The fight breaks out and its
dead even. Both sides going punch for punch. The crowd goes
wild when Assassin flies back into the ring. He spins X
around and hits him in the head while Pak drops down into the
Halo Position. X sits on Pak when Assassin hits him with a
drop kick.
Zylo is getting pushed back into the ropes and staggers from
all the blows. Pak gets in the halo position again and Zylo
sets on him. Justin jumps forward and hits a dropkick of his
own and the crowd pops. Justin looks at Pak and Assassin
before rolling out of the ring. He walks up the ramp and The
NeX follow him. TDC regain themselves and get out of the
ring.
DR. DOOM:
This is total chaos!
Eliminator hops the railing and starts up the ramp towards
the NeX and Justin. X and Zylo catch up to him and start to
stare each other down. Security comes out and gets between
the two. Sadistic catches up and starts to argue with his
buddies. Security gets between him and the rest of the
diamond club as they exchange a heated argument. JP has
finally come to and starts towards the Diamond Club with a
chair in his hand.
JENNIFER CONNERS:
Someone jumped the railing!
DR. DOOM:
It's either Gil or Chameleon…no
wait, its Marcus Breakman!
Marcus slides into the ring and climbs the ladder. JP hears
the scream of his name and turns around to see Marcus fly off
the ladder and splash him. They start to exchange blows and
security rushes to them as well. Everyone is being held back
DR. DOOM:
We are out of time! See you on PPV
for Uncivil War! The Battle for it
all!
