FADE IN
COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE
Chaos is watching the results of revolution on his monitor.
Jean Paul Jaubergy and Gil " The Thrill" Harris burst into
the room.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
How could this happen!
JPJ and Gil pace back and forth nervously.
CHAOS
Hello Jean Paul. Gil.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Did you see it? How could he?
CHAOS
Calm down Jean Paul.
GIL "THE THRILL" HARRIS
Calm down? Calm down? This the
biggest coup in the history of
wrestling.
CHAOS
I think you are exaggerating a bit.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Didn't you see? Zylo gave X a
diamond ring!
CHAOS
So what does that mean? They're
engaged?
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
No. X has joined the Diamond Club!
CHAOS
And?
GIL "THE THRILL" HARRIS
He's a member of the Original EWA.
CHAOS
And?
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
And...and...how can you be so calm.
CHAOS
Because soon sides won't matter.
Alliances won't matter. Nothing
will matter. We will have total
control.
JEAN PAUL JAUBERGY
Uncivil War?
CHAOS
At Uncivil War whoever grabs that
briefcase gains control of the
company. I intended for that to be
you.
IMPACT OPENING
FREE by the band Vast plays as the clip of Jean Paul Jaubergy
smiling at Sam Mercer as he makes the announcement about the
REAL EWA plays. Fast clips of JPJ, Markus Out, General USA,
Tarrasque, Knife Edge, Deathstryke, Justin Sayne, Seth Sage,
Brain Stew and The Wolf wrestling flash by. It ends on a clip
showing the United Front holding the tag team titles and
Justin with his head in his hands.
The camera cuts to the Extremetron where laser shoot out over
the audience and lights strobe all about to the standing
ovation of the crowd.
RINGSIDE
JENNIFER CONNERS
Welcome everyone to another
exciting episode of Impact.
DR. DOOM
Another top notch line up of non
stop action coming to your tv set
only on the 8m network.
JENNIFER CONNERS
We start off with a bang as six of
the combatents in the Hardcore
Royal Rumble will face off in six
man tag action.
DR. DOOM
The Miracle Kid Squiggy, the reborn
Wolf, and the Master of Hardcore
Brain Stew face off against the
fearsome threesome of the
Warhammer, Tarrasque and Final
Contract.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Breakdown is out for a little
vengence for Markus Out's actions
against his friend Justin and his
fiancee Eve.
DR. DOOM
One half of the Armada are going to
take on one half of United Front
when Breakdown meets Markus Out in
the ring.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Chameleon has been on a roll as of
late. Apparently this the month of
the Lizard.
DR. DOOM
Will the good times stop when he
teams up with El Huron against Jean
Paul Jaubergy and his protege Gil "
The Thrill" Harris?
JENNIFER CONNERS
And in the main event to end all
main events, Three members of the
Diamond Club, Eliminator, Zylo, and
Sadistic will wage all out war on
the unlikely team of Justin Sayne
and NeX, Pak and Assasin in a steel
cage.
DR. DOOM
Can the cage hold the rage of those
six men? Stay tuned.
BRAIN STEW'S LOCKER ROOM
Brain Stew is doing pull ups in his locker room. A knock is
heard at the door.
BRAIN STEW
Come in.
Squiggy and the Wolf enter the room. Squiggy looks around
admiring.
SQUIGGY
Wow your own locker room. I can't
wait until I get my own.
Brain Stew jumps down from the pull up bar.
BRAIN STEW
We have to discuss our plan.
SQUIGGY
I just hope Mr. Stew you still are
mad at me fro defeating you in the
qualifying match for the Extreme
Title.
BRAIN STEW
The past is the past kid.
Brain Stew strokes Squiggy Extreme Title. Squiggy pulls it
away freaked out.
BRAIN STEW
Although you are holding my title,
I can wait until the PPV to win it
once again. Right now we have
bigger fish to fry.
SQUIGGY
The Warhammer is a good
combination. The methodical style
of Final Contract mixed with the
feriousty of Tarrasque.
BRAIN STEW
We will just have to take it to
them. Don't let Final Contract slow
it down to thier pace. And don't
let Tarrasque grab your piece.
Squiggy cringes cause he knows from experience what that
feels like.
THE WOLF
I just want a piece of Warhammer.
After what they did to me.
BRAIN STEW
If we work together there ain't
nothing that can stop us.
The three knock fist. They leave the locker room pumped up.
Kyrupt steps out from his hiding spot in the closet.
KYRUPT
Nothing, huh?
Kyrupt starts to laugh at himself.
RINGSIDE
"Imperial March" hits and the crowd begins to boo as
Tarrasque and Final Contract come out and make their way to
the ring. Sikarin leads the group as they walk with a
purpose, not looking to the crowd or anyone, just the ring.
The group climbs in and immediately turn to face their
opponents.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Warhammer looking for a win
tonight.
"Black Friday" hits and Squiggy comes out to a huge pop. He
wears his hardcore belt around his waist and stands at the
top of the ramp. He eyes his competition warily as he waits
for his partners.
With Black Friday still playing, Brain Stew and The Wolf come
out onto the ramp. They all converse with each other and then
begin to make their way to the ring. Final Contract and
Tarrasque stand in the ring and hold a fighting stance.
Squiggy, Brain Stew, and The Wolf both run to the ring and
slide underneath, they get up and begin to duke it out with
Warhammer.
DR. DOOM
And it's on!
Squiggy takes on DeathStryke, The Wolf goes after Tarrasque,
and Brainstew takes on Knife Edge. They exchange blows left
and right until Warhammer starts to get the upper hand.
Brain Stew is sent over the top rope, Squiggy is dropped to
his knees with a stiff kick, and The wolf is worked into a
corner.
Squiggy is back to his feet and pushed into the opposite
corner. Squiggy and the Wolf are sent towards each other via
Irish whip. They run into each other and fall down.
Tarrasque and Knife edge get outside the ring and stand on
the apron, Squiggy rolls out and The wolf gets to his feet,
facing Death Stryke.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Finally, order is restored.
Deathstryke takes down the wolf with a legsweep and then
backflips onto him. He hooks a leg but The Wolf immediately
kicks out to a huge pop. Deathstryke grabs the wolf in a
headlock, they fight to their feet and the wolf twists and
gets out of the headlock. He spins around and hits a
spinning heel kick in Deathstrykes face. Deathstryke sits up
and The Wolf holds his left leg back, then kicks forward with
a ninja kick, hitting him in the face. Deathstryke falls on
his back and the wolf tags in Squiggy.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Wow, the Wolf has a powerful kick!
Squiggy hops the top rope and waits for Deathstryke to stand.
He hits him with a clothesline and takes him down, then flies
forward and nails Tarrasque with a back elbow. Squiggy comes
flying back and Deathstryke is back on his feet. Squiggy goes
for another clothesline, but Deathstryke ducks it, when
Squiggy turns around he hits a knife edge to Squiggys
neck/shoulder, sending him to the mat.
Deathstryke tags in Tarrasque. The beast roars with delight
as he hops the top rope and immediately spears Squiggy. He
pounds squiggy in the face, then grabs his head and slams it
into the mat. Brain Stew has had enough and hops the top
rope. He bounces off the ropes and hits Tarrasque with a
sitdown dropkick. Brain Stew rolls backwards and gets back
on the outside, waiting for the tag.
DR. DOOM
Man, Brian Stew wants in on the
action!
Squiggy tags in Brain Stew and Brain Stew hops the top rope.
He flys forward and hits Tarrasque with a swinging
neckbreaker.
The crowd begins to boo as Kyrupt runs to the ring. He
carries a chair and points to Brain Stew. Brain Stew argues
with Kyrupt over the top rope and Kyrupt starts to laugh.
Brain Stew turns around and Tarrasque grabs him by the Junk.
Brainstew starts to hop up and down and Squiggy jumps the
rope with the wolf to save Brain Stew. Kyrupt tosses the
chair into the ring and Deathstryke catches it. He spins and
hits Squiggy with it, the bell rings and the ref calls for a
dq.
Kyrupt starts to toss in more weapons, trash can lids, cookie
sheets, a stop sign. Warhammer picks up all the items and
begins to lay into Squiggy, the wolf and Brain Stew.
Kyrupt climbs in the ring. He stands over Brain Stew mouthing
off to him.
KYRUPT
See me b*tch! It's going to be me
who tosses you out of your own ring
at the Pay Per View!
He picks Brain stew up and hits him with a Kyrupted Face
slam, before rolling out of the ring. Warhammer continues to
pound Squiggy and The Wolf until security comes out, but the
damage has been done. Warhammer leaves as Squiggy, Brain
Stew and the Wolf lay in a bloody mess.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Things are not looking good for
those three leading into Uncivil
War.
DR. DOOM
Speaking of conditions. I just got
word that we will get an update on
the condition of Kyle Breakman
after that heinous limo accident.
HOSPITAL
Marcus Breakman stands next to a hospital. In the bed is Kyle
Breakman all layed up with tubes coming in and out of him.
The respirator beeps every few seconds.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
I just wanted to tell everyone of
you EWA fans that my fathers
condition has stabilized and he
should be fine.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
I wanted to thank all of you have
sent get well cards during this
tragic time.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
I have a special message to Jean
Paul Jaubergy. I know that you had
something to do with that limo. I
know it was you.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
Before Jean Paul it was only about
the companies.
It was just business. But now you
have gone too far. You made it
personal.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
At Uncivil War in the Ladder Match
for it all, I will make you feel
ten times more the pain I feel
right now. I will cripple you for
what you did.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
This is no longer just for the
wrestlers. This is no longer just
for the fans. This is match is for
my father.
MARCUS BREAKMAN
I will hunt you down and you will
pay. Watch your back until Uncivil
War Jean Paul cause you never know
when you are a few steps from being
Flatlined!
RINGSIDE
DR. DOOM
Despite him being the competition
it is good to hear that my old boss
will pull through.
JENNIFER CONNERS
It was a tradegy that just
shouldn't have happenned.
DR. DOOM
I wish him well.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Well folks after a heck of a pace
setter we are going to keep things
rolling with our next match up.
DR. DOOM
And it looks to be exciting. Next
up we have a man who took part in a
a heck of an Extreme title match up
with Squiggy this past Thursday in
Breakdown.
JENNIFER CONNERS
That is right. He will be stepping
into the ring with one hald of the
World Tag Team Champions. " The
Human Eraser" Markus Out.
Then with that "One Little Victory" hits and Markus makes his
way to the ring un-phased by the jeers of the crowd.
Then moments after Markus gets in the ring "Believe" hits and
almost immediately we see Breakdown darting through the
curtain and down to the ring. He then quickly slides into the
ring and goes straight for Markus, not waiting for a bell or
even for his music to stop.
As he goes in he tackles Markus and begins laying into him
with some hard rights, and this brings the crowd to a roar.
DR. DOOM
Well looks like Breakdown wants to
end this quickly.
JENNIFER CONNERS
End what the match or Markus's
career.
DR. DOOM
Whichever comes first?
JENNIFER CONNERS
He's not warranty, you goon.
Back in the ring the ref has stepped in to separate the two
and gets Breakdown back to a corner to reprimand him.
Breakdown though not wanting to hear it goes back on the
attack but as he charges though Markus catches him with a
drop toe hold that causes Breakdown to get hung throat first
on the ropes.
Markus then makes his way back to his feet and shakes out the
cobwebs of sort then sees Breakdown also trying to get up,
but is still rubbing his throat a bit after the recent fall.
So after seeing this Markus takes advantage and begins laying
in some hard boots to the rib and back area of Breakdown. He
hits also hits Breakdown with a couple clubbing forearms to
his back before lifting him to his feet and sending him to
the opposite turnbuckle with force.
As Breakdown hits he rebounds a bit and drops to one knee
holding his back a bit.
DR. DOOM
Well looks like Markus has come
back nicely and is dishing out some
punishment of his own.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Yeah looks like he hasn't allowed
himself to be bullied by Breakdown.
Markus then makes his way over to Breakdown and gives him a
quick right to the jaw. With that shot though Breakdown looks
up and gives a grin that almost looks evil. This causes
Markus to jump back a little, not out of fear, but more
surprise.
Soon enough though the look of shock turns to one of anger
and begins to hit him more but with each hit Breakdown works
to his feet still with the sick smile on his face. Then after
he makes it to his feet Markus goes for one more punch but
Breakdown blocks and lands a huge right dropping Markus to a
knee.
Breakdown then locks on to Markus head and leg and then pulls
off a jumping fisherman brain buster. That looks to have
leveled Markus.
JENNIFER CONNERS
There was the Equalizer as
Breakdown calls it.
DR. DOOM
Equalizer? What is equal about
that, certainly not the pain?
After the move Breakdown then rolls over and attempts to make
the cover.
1...
2...
Kick Out!
Breakdown then gets up a little annoyed that he didn't get
the three and lifts Markus up just to give him a clubbing
forearm to the back of his neck. Then he follows that up with
a short-arm clothesline.
DR. DOOM
Man if this keeps up Markus doesn't
have much of a chance.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Yeah his head and neck isn't going
to be able to take that much more
punishment.
Breakdown then lifts Markus up and sends him into the ropes
on the return Breakdown goes for a clothesline, but Markus
ducks and then stops in his tracks. Then as he and Breakdown
turn back to face each other Markus clutches and lands a
picture perfect Capture Suplex which in turn sends Breakdowns
legs directly into the ref knocking him out of the ring.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Well that Wipe Out by Markus has
leveled everybody including the
ref.
DR. DOOM
And it looks like it's given a
clearance for some help for Markus.
What Doom is speaking of is Gen. USA who is sprinting down to
the ring with his belt in hand. He slides in the ring and
waits for Breakdown to make it to his feet. Then as this
happens USA blasts him.
The hit staggers Breakdown but he doesn't fall, so this
causes USA to try again. This time though Breakdown blocks
the belt and goes for a punch, but USA ducks the swing and
locks Breakdown up in a full nelson. Gen. USA then proceeds
to lift Breakdown up and fall backwards, as he falls he
releases half of the hold and plants Breakdown face first
into the mat.
DR. DOOM
What the heck was that?
JENNIFER CONNERS
I don't know exactly but it looked
devastating.
After executing the move USA revives Markus who then goes and
applies his Eraser finisher to Breakdown while his partner
goes to revive the ref.
USA then slides the ref into the ring, who then checks
Breakdowns arms and assumes he has passed out from the hold.
After seeing this, the ref calls for the bell.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Well although by devious means
Markus Out pulls one out on
Breakdown.
DR. DOOM
But I don't think they're done.
After the match has been called USA makes his way into the
ring and the two begin double teaming Breakdown. They begin
to set him up for a tandem move but before they can take it
into affect, Seth Sage makes his way into the and levels both
USA and Markus with clotheslines. Seth then proceeds to put
Markus in his own submission hold the Eraser.
Gen. USA quickly comes to Markus' aid though and pushes Seth
off and goes out of the ring pulling Markus along. Then as
United Front back their way to the entrance ramp they
exchange hard glances with Seth Sage and the now recovering
Breakdown
BACKSTAGE
Zylo and X walk with a swagger of importance as they discuss
recent events.
ZYLO
It feels good to have a talent such
as yourself on our side.
X
It feels good to be on the winning
side.
As they walk towards thier locker room, they are blocked by
Last Call. They jump out in fighting stance before the two
men.
LAGER
To protect the world from
devestation.
ALE
To unite all people in our nation.
LAGER
To denounce the evils of truth and
love.
ALE
To extend our reach to the stars
above.
LAGER
Lager.
ALE
Ale.
LAGER
Last Call. Blasting off at the
speed of light.
ALE
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
The two members of the Diamond club shrug at each other. They
then proceed to kick the crap out of Last Call. X is busting
up Ale as Zylo knocks Lager silly. They are laughing as they
do it.
Suddenly, El Huron and Chameleon come to the rescue and pull
the members of the Diamond Club off the jobbers. Security
intervenes before another brawl can break out.
CHAMELEON
Why don't you guys pick on someone
your own level?
ZYLO
When you find someone give me a
ring.
Ice man comes out with a Boom box. He looks around confused
by what is going on. Security lets the men go.
CHAMELEON
You think you can just mess with
anyone. Well you're wrong. Cause
I'm going to keep doing this sh*t
til my bones collapse!
Ice man presses play on the Boom box as Til I Collapse plays.
Chameleon and El Huron walk off with Ice Man to the music.
Zylo stands there shaking his head.
RINGSIDE
"Anything he wants" hits and Jean-Paul Jaubergy steps out
onto the ramp followed by Gil "The Thrill" Harris. They get
booed at by the fans as they walk to the ring. Gil rips a
sign from a fan's hand that says "Gil-0 Lizard-1" . He rips
it up and stomps on it before following JP to the ring steps.
They get in and await their opponents. A chant starts:
"Liiiiizard Liiiiizard Liiiiiizard".
DR. DOOM
I'm interested to see how the Mil
and the Thrill work together as a
tag team.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Listen to that crowd!
VOICE
Today is da day of da LIZARD!
"Day of the lizard hits and the crowd erupts as El Huron and
Chameleon come out onto the ramp to a huge ovation. Signs in
the crowd show the Lizard mans symbol with the writing "Who's
Next?"
El Huron and Chameleon go to the ring together and get in,
feeding off the pop from the crowd. JP and Gil talk to each
other back and forth, then Gil clobbers El Huron as JP takes
down the lizardman. The bell rings
DR. DOOM
These two will be wasting no time
today!
El Huron gets back up and Gil puts him in the powerbomb
position. He lifts him up and El Huron goes for a
hurricanrana! Gil steps forward and stops it as he holds
onto El Hurons legs. He lifts up El Huron again and slams
him down hard onto the mat. He kicks him in the side and
sends him out of the ring. Gil turns his attention on
Chameleon.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Double teaming...sheesh.
Chameleon is brought to his feet and then sent into the
ropes. On the way back he is hit with a double shoulder
block. Gil starts to stomp at Chameleon and JP gets on the
outside. Gil brings the lizard to his feet and then turns
him around. He grabs him and does a back suplex. Gil goes
for the quick cover.
1..
2..
KICKOUT!
The crowd erupts as Chameleon kicks out hard. El Huron has
made his way back up onto the apron, holding his hand out for
the tag. Gil gets to his feet and waits for Chameleon to
stand.
Gil bounces off the ropes and extends his elbow, making sure
it connects with El Huron's head. El Huron flies off the
apron and hits the ground as Gil rebounds and takes down
Chameleon with a clothesline. Gil flexes his muscle and then
his pecks, admiring himself. Chameleon gets up and waits for
him to turn around.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Gil is taking too much time.
DR. DOOM
Gil better turn around!
Gil turns around and is kicked in the stomach. He hunches
over and the lizard goes for the clothesline, but Gil ducks
it and quickly tags in JP. JP gives Gil a look of "What the
hell" before stepping in with Chameleon. He sizes up
chameleon and holds his hand in the air, like he is going to
play mercy with the Lizardman.
Chameleon eyes JP's hand and then raises his. They interlock
fingers and JP pokes chameleon in the eye with his free hand.
He twist's under Chameleon's arm and then drops him down in a
armbar. The ref see's if Chameleon is gonna tap, but
Chameleon gets to his knees, JP lets go and quickly stands,
kicking Chameleon in the side, rolling him onto his back. Jp
follows up with a elbow and then a cover.
1..
2..
kickout!
DR. DOOM
Chameleon kicks out again!
Chameleon sits up and JP hooks a sleeper hold on Chameleon.
Chameleon fights it hard, but soon starts to lose. After a
minute of being locked in the hold, it appears that he is
out. The crowd begins their Liiiizard man chant again. The
ref raises Chameleon's arm.
Lift, drop 1!
Lift, drop 2!
Lift the arm, it drops…oh wait it stopped!
The lizard makes a fist and starts to shake it. JP has a look
of concern as the Lizard man starts to fight his sleeperhold.
He gets to his feet and starts to Elbow jp in the side. JP
releases the hold and tags in Gil. Gil gives Jp a look of
"what the hell".
JENNIFER CONNERS
Is it me or does it seem like
neither the Thrill or the Mil want
a piece of Chameleon.
DR. DOOM
I don't think they want another
loss from the guy...can't say I
blame them.
The lizard grabs Gil and flips him over the rope. El Huron
is now back up on the apron, extending his hand for the tag.
The lizard keeps his back to JP, who waits for him to turn
around. Chameleon does and JP goes for the picture perfect
drop kick. Chameleon moves quickly and the ref takes the
blow!
DR. DOOM
This is Jp's cue to get something
to aid them.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Like a chair...
Jp slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. El Huron sees
this and goes running on the apron towards JP. He jumps and
JP nails him with the chair.
El Huron lays in a crumpled mess on the floor and JP slides
into the ring. Gil is back on his feet and getting hit with
a flurry of left's and rights. Chameleon then drops to his
knees, JP has just nailed him with a chair!
Gil kicks Chameleon in the head and lays him on his back.
They continue to beat on the man.
DR. DOOM
Things don't look good for the
lizardman!
Gil brings Chameleon to his feet and picks him up for the
Thrill ride. Gil slams Chameleon hard onto the mat and gets
up, laughing with JP.
Suddenly the boos turn to cheers. Strikin' Seth Sage comes
flying to the ring with a paper in his hand. He slides in and
drops the paper, JP raises the chair up to hit Chameleon
again and Seth rips the chair from JP's hands.
JP turns around and looks shocked as the chair is folded over
his head. JP falls to the mat and Seth picks up the paper.
It's the movie contract JP gave to him.
He rips it up and then sends JP on the outside with a huge
kick. Seth picks up the chair, he tosses it outside the ring
as Gil hits him with a clothesline.
Gil picks up Seth and tries to send him out of the ring, via
over the top rope. Seth catches himself and lands on the
apron. He drops down and holds the second rope with both
hands and drives a shoulder into gil's midsection. Gil
hunches over and Seth grabs the top rope, he uses it as a
spring board as he fly's over and grabs Gil's head, executing
a modified blockbuster. Gil lays flat on his back as Seth
continues to roll and get up. He crawls out of the ring,
satisfied
DR. DOOM
El Huron is on the top turnbuckle!
El Huron clutches his side and jumps, landing the 900 on Gil!
He holds his stomach in pain as he rolls outside the ring.
Chameleon stirs and crawls towards Gil he throws a arm over
as the ref starts to stir. The ref counts.
1...
2...
3!
DR. DOOM
El Huron and Chameleon beat the Mil
and the Thrill!
JENNIFER CONNERS
I can't believe it! Chameleon is on
a winning streak!
El Huron and Chameleon celebrate in the ring when JP is back
to his feet, and with his belt in his hand. He waits for
Chameleon to turn around and WHAM! The belt goes right in
his face!
Chameleon drops to the mat and El Huron starts to fight with
JP. JP kicks him in the stomach and then nails him over the
back of the head with his belt. Gil stirs and is back to his
feet. They pick up El Huron and Gil picks him up for the
thrill ride. He slams him into the mat and then shouts at
him.
GIL "THE THRILL" HARRIS
I'll see you at the pay per view
punk!
They begin to pick up chameleon when the Iceman comes
charging to the ring with a chair in his hand. JP and Gil
see this and exit the ring quickly. Iceman stands over his
friend and points to JP and Gil as they head up the ramp.
JENNIFER CONNERS
Iceman coming to help his friend.
DR. DOOM
Too bad the damage has already been
done.
ARMADA LOCKER ROOM
Seth Sage comes into the Armada locker room where he see's
Justin, Eve and Breakdown. They clap their hands as Seth
comes in and bows. He then goes to the mini-fridge and
produces a drink from it.
JUSTIN SAYNE
Excellent performance!
EVE
I see an Oscar in your future!
SETH SAGE
Heh...maybe next time JP will think
before d*cking with me.
They all start to laugh as it cuts to...
RINGSIDE
Lights flash throughout the arena as the cage starts to
lower. "Welcome to the jungle" plays as it lowers and locks
into place with the help of REAL EWA ring attendants. They
go over everything, making sure things are locked in place.
DR. DOOM
I have been waiting for this match
all night long!
JENNIFER CONNERS
Me too! I'm interested to see how
the NeX will work with Justin Sayne
on thier side
"Head Like a hole" hits and the crowd begins to boo loudly as
The Diamond Club come out onto the ramp. Zylo, Lake,
Eliminator and Sadistic all stand at the top of the ramp,
Eliminator giving the Italian salute to the crowd. The four
make their way to the cage, studying before climbing in. Lake
stays on the outside while TDC shakes the walls.
"Aerodynamics" hits and with a huge pop, the NeX make their
way onto the ramp. Pak, Assassin and Jody pump up the crowd
as they head to the cage together. Pak and Assassin get in
the ring and Jody waits outside, giving Lake a dirty look.
Pak and Assassin wait next to the door when "More Human then
a Human man" hits and Justin Sayne and Eve come out onto the
ramp with a mixed reaction. Eve wraps her arms around
Justin's neck and he picks her up and spins her around before
setting her down and making their way to the ring.
DR. DOOM
Here comes the man that screwed
over the NeX.
Justin climbs in the ring and leaves Eve on the outside with
Jody and Lake. The three stare each other down before heading
to opposite sides of the cage. The door is shut behind him
while they all stare each other down. Pak gets in Justin's
face as does Assassin. The three point and argue with each
other while the Diamond Club watches on.
Eliminator, Zylo, and Sadistic charge forward and hit the
three man. Eliminator grabs Assassin by the head and slams
him into the cage. Zylo rams Justin's head into the cage,
then into the floor and Sadistic knees Pak in the gut, then
slams a hand over his back, sending him to the ground.
JENNIFER CONNERS
The Diamond Club with an early
advantage!
Justin starts to get to his feet but Zylo hits him with a
kick to the face. Justin goes back down. Eliminator grabs
assassin and starts to scrape his head across the cage. Pak
is brought to his feet and placed between sadistic's legs.
He lift's up pak for a powerbomb, but Pak punches sadistic in
the face repeatedly.
Sadistic drops him and Pak lands on his feet. He grabs
Sadistic and sends him into the cage with a gargoyle suplex!
The crowd goes nuts as Pak turns his attention to Eliminator,
who kicks him in the gut. Pak hunches over, but Assassin is
quick to get to his feet and spin Eliminator around. He slugs
him in the face and Pak gets in the halo position.
Eliminator staggers and sits on pak while Assassin hits a
drop kick, sending eliminator flipping backwards.
DR. DOOM
NeX is working great together!
Pak gets up and high fives Assassin. They turn around and
Zylo takes them down with a double clothesline! He points at
Pak and Assassin and screams a few choice words. Justin gets
to his feet and runs up behind Zylo.
He grabs him by the hair and jumps forward, hitting a
bulldog. Justin gets up and makes his way to the cage, he
begins to climb it. He gets halfway up, but Sadistic grabs
the back of Justin's pants and throws him down to the mat.
He starts to kick at Justin and then gets him to his feet.
Justin is sent into the ropes and on the rebound, is monkey
flipped into the cage! Justin lays crumpled, holding his
back.
JENNIFER CONNERS
That looked like it hurt!
Sadistic gets up and starts to climb the cage. Pak is quick
to his feet and grabs Sadistic by foot. Eliminator grabs Pak
and rips him off of Sadistic. He kicks Pak in the stomach and
DDT's him.
Sadistic is climbing the cage when Assassin rebounds off the
ropes and jumps up onto Sadistic's back. He pushes off the
cage and does a suplex from the Cage's side! Both men are
hurt on impact. The crowd begins to chant "holy sh*t".
DR. DOOM
Way to adapt yourself to your
surroundings!
JENNIFER CONNERS
That hurt both men on that one!
Sadistic and Assassin lay on their backs in pain as Zylo gets
to his feet. He is met by Justin Sayne who hits him with a
huge right hook, he staggers and Justin hits him with a left,
then another right, then a left and then Justin spins around
and takes him down with a clothesline.
Pak gets to his feet as does Justin. They back into eachother
and then turn around, holding their fist's up defensively.
Eliminator and Zylo begin to get to their feet to and Justin
and Pak both turn and start nailing Eliminator and Zylo! The
crowd pops.
DR. DOOM
Team work between Pak and Justin?
JENNIFER CONNERS
Did hell freeze over?
Justin and Pak got Eliminator and Zylo worked into opposite
corners. Justin sends Zylo towards Pak, Pak sends
Eliminator. Eliminator reverses Pak, Zylo reverses Justin,
but Justin reverses one more time and sends Zylo into Pak!
Justin holds his head in disbelief before getting taken down
by Eliminator.
DR. DOOM
Another mistake by the accident
prone Justin Sayne.
Eliminator picks up Justin and slams his head into the cage.
Sadistic is stirring and he gets to his feet. Eliminator
picks Justin up for a powerbomb and snaps him down.
Sadistic leans against the ropes for leverage, regaining
himself. Eliminator picks up Justin again and holds him by
the hair. He charges across the ring and slams his head into
the cage side. Justin bounces off and lands on his back. Pak
gets up and waits for Eliminator to turn around, he does and
Pak hits him with a kick to the stomach, then hits him with a
scissor's kick.
Zylo gets up and waits for Pak to turn around. He locks on
the RAM and starts to choke out Pak. Assassin gets up to
help Pak, but is hit by Sadistic with a spear. The crowd
starts to boo as JP and Gil come running to the ring with
chairs in their hands. They clobber Lake before opening the
door and getting in the ring. Zylo keeps the Ram locked on
when he turns to see JP and Gil both winding up to hit him.
Zylo releases it and is then con-chair-toed!
DR. DOOM
Gil and JP haven't forgotten what
happened to them last week!
The crowd pops again as someone jumps the railing. It's X
and he climbs the cage! He gets on top and waits for Gil and
JP to get side by side. He jumps and lands on both of them,
sending them to the mat. He slowly gets up and drags gil by
the hair and tosses him outside the ring. He grabs JP and
throws him out as well, then climbs out. He grabs a chain
from underneath the ring and chains the door shut!
JENNIFER CONNERS
Oh no! The only way out of the ring
is by climbing over the cage!
Eliminator gets up and grabs a chair. He turns and swings,
hitting Assassin who is trying to stand.
Eliminator turns around and see's Justin Sayne stand up and
do a superkick into the chair, sending it into Eliminators
face. Pak is too his feet and he begins to climb the cage
slowly. Sadistic is climbing as well, they are side by side.
Justin see's this and goes after Sadistic, but Zylo trips him
and starts to punch him in the face.
Assassin gets up and kicks Zylo in the face and rolls him
over. He jumps on Zylo and begins to wail on him. Justin
gets to his feet and climbs the cage as well. Eliminator
starts to stir and climbs up to his feet. He grabs Justin by
the foot and Justin kicks down at him, kicking him in the
face. Eliminator lets go and stumbles backwards, tripping
over Assassin and Zylo.
JENNIFER CONNERS
The race is on!
Pak and Sadistic are now sitting at the top of the cage and
exchanging blows. Justin climbs up now, he is behind
Sadistic. Justin grabs Sadistic by the hair and jerks him
towards the ring. He fights to stay on top of the cage, but
Pak gets up and starts to kick Sadistic in the head.
Sadistic reaches down and rips Pak's feet out from underneath
him.
Sadistic falls towards the ring and lands on Eliminator,
Zylo, and Assassin, who are all standing and exchanging
blows. They three men crumple on impact and all seem in
pain.
CROWD
Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!
Pak starts to fall to the floor but Justin reaches out and
catches him by his hand as Pak swings underneath him. Justin
holds on tight, you see the pain in him as he catches the
slack from Pak's fall.
Justin keeps ahold of Pak's arm. He notices that Pak isn't
very far from the floor, so he releases him. Pak lands on
his legs and he buckles in pain, holding his knee. The bell
rings.
DR. DOOM
The NeX and Justin beat the Diamond
Club!
JENNIFER CONNERS
At the expense of Pak's knee! Look
at that man!
Pak screams in pain as Jody comes up to aid him. Bolt
cutters are brought out and the chain is cut.
X gets in the ring and checks on his stablemates. Assassin
crawls out and Justin start's to climb down from the top of
the cage, he lets go at the floor and drops next to Pak.
Justin checks to see if he is okay when Jody pushes Justin
back. This enrages Eve who tackles Jody and the two start
brawling.
DR. DOOM
Cat fight!
Security from the back rush down to break up Eve and Jody.
JP and Gil are now coming to and plotting a way to get
inside, but X stands guard at the door and points his finger
out to JP and Gil . Gil and JP try to get in but X and
Eliminator kick at the entrance and push them back out.
Sadistic Is trying to stand with Zylo's help. Assassin gets
up and staggers over to Pak who is holding his knee still.
EMT's from the back come down and Justin is still apologizing
to Pak. Assassin points to the top of the cage and then at
Sadistic, asking Justin why the hell he threw sadistic on
him. Justin is trying to explain when Assassin pushe's
Justin backwards. Security comes between the two.
DR. DOOM
What? We are out of time!
JENNIFER CONNERS
Be sure to catch us here next week
as the road to Uncivil War
continues.
It fades to black with Pak screaming in pain over his injured
knee and Justin trying to check on him while security pulls
him back.
